2032 Olympics to Introduce Running Away from a Bushfire as an Event
Local Creep Hopes Climate Change Will Help Convince Crush to Come Over for a “Swim”
REPORT: ScoMo Refuses to Help Stop Fires Until the Engadine Maccas Burns Down
Young Libs…Uh, We Mean EPIC…Suddenly Want Public Healthcare After Shooting Selves in Foot
QUT to Introduce Absorbent Exam Papers to Reduce Mess Made by Student Tears
Canadians Compromise International Status Quo by Electing Progressive Racist
