BREAKING: Post Malone Is Still Shit According to Hipster

A situation is taking place where a Todd, a music hipster, is picking fights with anyone who will listen. His fights are centred around his belief that Post Malone is a, quote, “shit-faced uncle who swallowed a kazoo”.

Partygoers were quick to jump to Post Malone’s defence claiming that while Todd may not enjoy his music, to which they believe is fair enough, that doesn’t mean others don’t.

This however clearly was not the reaction Todd was looking for. Todd has been labelled as someone who spends his day scrolling through r/trolling, while studying gaming and having no social life. He tried to argue that Korean pop and Austrian dubstep are the truly refined arts of the era.

Again, surrounding acquaintances try to calm the situation down by rebutting that some people think those music genres are also trash, but that doesn’t make them right either. But Todd wasn’t having this.

“What you fail to realise is that the reason people don’t like it is that the mainstream liberal media want to suppress it. It is a conspiracy theory. They want to numb our minds for when the New World Order takes over.”

Todd argued that the construction of such amazing symphonic beauty as K-Pop is something that Post Malone will never do simply because he is always high. This was responded to very quickly by saying that Todd is an avid supporter of the legalisation of marijuana.

An investigation though shows that Todd actually was found to be an avid supporter of Post Malone when he was still a Soundcloud rapper.

This is not the first such instance where Todd has publically shamed people for simply liking something. He as an extended list of grievances with people who watch the “overrated” Game of Thrones (but only if they watched after season 1 aired), trashy Fortnite players and those who go to established restaurants for enjoyment.

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