Students Very Impressed By First Year’s Senior Jersey

In the midst of a boring Friday morning lecture, students were looking for a positive distraction to help them get through their lecture. Lucky enough for them, a young student was present while wearing her 2017 Senior jersey.

Jacqueline, known as Jackie by her friends and Canterbury, walked into the psychology lecture with her cappuccino. On-lookers immediately recognised the 1 of 4 standard designs set out by the jersey makers, and it immediately reminded them if their years in high school.

“It reminds me of the good old days. Crying in the toilets, the bad tuckshop food and the bitchiness of other girls” said Melinda, a 22-year-old student. Joshua (18) noted that the footy jersey reminded him of his glory days of playing 1st 15 prop.

While usually her choice to wear her senior jersey would be met with criticism, Jackie claims that she only wears it cause it’s warm.

“It’s like 28 degrees outside. I wanted to make sure I was warm while I warked to my lecture at 10AM, without shade, and while it’s warm”.

“This has nothing to do with the fact that my ego is very fragile and I require constant attention. Please, am I really that shallow?”

Reports indicate that Jackie also enjoys sitting super-close to the front yet still talking, making a fuss about her order when getting coffee, and also constantly asking help on quizzes…but only from the guys.

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