Even PETA Think Election Campaign Is Fucking Out of Hand

In the midst of one of the most aggressive and competitive elections in recent Guild history, both Reach and EPIC have been seen tackling students through tables to get their attention.

One group who have found the tactics a little much are several prominent PETA protestors.

While usually making a name for themselves as animal right martrys, these protestors have actively taken on the government. Some of their protests have met controversy for the hostile tactics and disruptive nature. However, even they think that EPIC and Reach need to chill.

“At least when we put flyers in your face, we’re doing it to save kids. Pancakes and puppies arent’t impressive when you have to be called a cunt to understand it.”

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