Mariah Carey Awakens From Slumber to Collect Christmas Season Earnings

Pop superstar Mariah Carey has today been spotted waking the streets of Hollywood. After an 11 month slumber, Carey is set for a good pay-day though royalties made from All I Want For Christmas Is You plays.

After escaping marriage from Carey Packer, the poster child for daddy issues, Carey has since been resting, ahead of the busy season. Not wanting to overwork herself, Carey has been on strick orders to avoid any and all human interaction with the outside world.

Thanks in heavily to teenage girls and Westfield shopping centres, Carey has been told that she will earn enough to not need to lip-sync on New Years Eve.

In order to not break Spotify, Hollywood has agreed to stragnate the release of known Christmas acts, with Michael Buble, Barbara Streisand and Pentatonix all due to be defrosted slowly.

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