Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has recently been struggling to stick with a progressive platform that she was voted in on. Rather, her party has moved towards a more successful conservative party than even Liberal could have hoped for.
In response, the Premier was today seen in a local Brisbane pre-school being taught her lefts and rights.
“Oh fudge” the Premier noted after one lesson. “I have alot of hippies to apologise to”.
Also while at pre-school, the Premier took time to learn other basic lessons which she should have learnt before she ran a state.
Some of these include things such as keeping promises, the importance of the environment and telling the truth.
The LNP have been stoked by the recent developments. Leader of the Opposition, Deb Frecklington, had the following to say.
“We get to pass all of our policies without copping shit for it. This is the greatest day ever”.