After multiple failures of topping up a goCard, a second year student is now fluent in Vietnamese. The realisation came today when Beth, a second year paramedic student, started listening in on gossip by two Vietnamese students.
After attempting to add money to the card, the machine froze and after aggressively tapping the screen, the language had changed to Vietnamese.
“Jesus fucking Christ this lags more than Windows 98” said Beth as she attempted to navigate the screen.
However, Beth was impressed with herself, despite not being able to tell if she was adding money or selling her soul to the devil.
Translink has commented stating that this should not be a problem, as considering the lag between the timetable and the actual arrival of the trains, they should feel honoured.