Sports
2032 Olympics to Introduce Running Away from a Bushfire as an Event
Australian Cricket Team Terrified They’ll Actually Have to Try For Once
Glenn Maxwell and Joe Burns Legally Change Surnames to ‘Marsh’ in Hopes of Test Selection
Sportsbet to Allow Punters to Place Bets on First Horse Killed From Melbourne Cup
Heavily Drug Tested Russian Team Relieved to Discover Their Samples Went “Missing”
“How Them Firebirds Going?” Asks Defeated Queensland Sporting Tragic
